theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

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youngblackandvegan:

black--lamb:

welp, you said it not me lol

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ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

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essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

huffpostarts:

In The Not So Distant Future, Glow-In-The-Dark Trees Could Replace Street Lights

Is that… is that even healthy?

There are sea organisms and fungi which glow in the dark and there’s fireflies and jellyfish which glow in the dark. It doesn’t do them any harm nor does it do the people around them any harm. I would say its pretty healthy, as well as it would mean more photosynthesis happening in cities which mean cleaner air.

I was just curious about how they were doing it and for some reason I didn’t think to click the link. But thanks! It makes more sense now. I was afraid it was some kind of chemical thing.

nah just genetic modification using existing bioluminescent genes. Genetics is really cool, and so is bioluminescence. I mean they’ve already made pigs glow using jellyfish genes and pigs are waaay more complicated than trees iirc. So they’re actually (i think) less likely to muck it up with trees.

In which case

GLOWY

FORESTS

GLOWY

TREES

GLOWY

EVERYTHING

(I like glowy things)

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ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

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letmebeyourtherapy:

sixpathsofbased:

yeuxdore:

cokexgod:

blazepress:

Eddie Murphy eating steak and fries off the back of a model. Somewhere in Europe from 1985.

this nigga was a G

Goals

I would of ate the booty while at it

fucking amazing

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nickfuckface:

nickfuckface:

brony gives feedback on Anaconda music video

Update

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burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

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bigeisamazing:

bigeisamazing:

ST Louis Swat team was about to shoot a mannequin

image

"she’s resisting arrest"

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what-mom:

I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.

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mpregbert:

gloomysandwichgirl:

There’s no food in my house

*dying whale noise*

whale: there is no krill in the ocean

*teenage girl noise*

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reading-passion:

Isn’t it the worst feeling ever if you see someone holding their book like this
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