That awkward moment when someone’s voice doesn’t match their appearance.
Face of a princess.
Voice of a trucker.
Cute tall elf
Voice of an angry bear.
Face of an assassin
Voice of a pre-teen girl
Looks like your wet dream
Sounds like your nightmare
Face of a 12 year old
Voice of a 30 years old smoker
FFace like a sexy mofo
Voice of a pre-teen girl on helium.
A face that holds a pair of eyes so intense your soul crumbles
Voice of a mist fairy.
- Teacher: What are you going to do after college?
- Senior: I don't know.
- Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?
- Senior: I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.
I’m not like other girls!XD
I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.
Oh my god, i hate sluts!
Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird.
All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.
plot twist: the person you like actually texts you back
plot twist: the person you like texts you first