sunkern:

sarahita:

sunkern:

boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.

I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany

lettucefetish:

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

sssssskins:

why are nipples so important like you could have as much boob out as you want but as soon as there’s nipple involved all hell breaks loose

sodamnrelatable:

And you’re like:

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

rocdeez:

slumcow:

randomonedirectionfacts:

DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME

DONT CHA

That is the ugliest couch I’ve ever seen

Tell me about it. Check out the floors.