totallyfubar:

…Did Drake just do a grammar joke?

(Source: amy-the-little-englander, via kerrycake)

loves-war:

Is that? ??

(Source: g-iggle, via kerrycake)

willyciraptor:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

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did the tumblr community bully someone away about fucking food

(Source: skrink-la-da-doo, via 2hyunz)

florris:

Reasons why you should have plants in your room

-          More clean air

-          People think you are cool

-          They look pretty

-          You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up

-          You feel proud when they grow

-          You can give them cute names

-          pLAnTs

 

 

(via freshman-takeover)

agentlemanlyoctopus:

adlegend21:

caramelcheese:

kissingcollins:

pastelcoloredcosmos:

arendellekingdom:

Elsa wearing her hair like her mother's during her coronation.

requested by: missaccola

so i’m confused are these supposed to be two different characters?

"wearing her hair like her mother’s" so that’s the excuse they’re using for mrs elsa’s mom to literally just be a recolor hm

It’s the exact same face, they just added tiny bags under the mother’s eyes. Again it’s like Disney went Deviantart on us and just slapped a “Original character DO NOT STEAL!!!” on all three female characters. 

god forbid parents and children have resemblance. guess I’m just a recolor of my dad then.

Okay we’re gonna sit the fuck down and talk about how “Elsa and her mother are exactly the same bluh bluh bluh” 

1- Chin. Elsa’s chin is more rounded, and tighter to her face than her mother’s, whose is slightly elongated.

2- cheeks. Elsa’s cheeks are slightly more plump, as would be expected of someone young, and have significantly more color to them, as well as being paired with cheekbones higher than her mother. Also Elsa has huge fucking dimples.

3- eyes. Elsa’s mother’s eyes do have bags under them, yes, but she also has thicker lashes along the bottom, which also gives the effect of exhaustion or ageing. Elsa also has more petite eyebrows where her mother’s are fuller and more defined.

4- nose. Elsa has a smaller, more button-ish nose, where the queen’s is clearly more elongated. Elsa’s nose is slightly turned up, where the queen’s is not. The bridge of Elsa’s nose is pretty flat, where the bridge of the queen’s is somewhat clearly defined.

5- mouth. The queen’s mouth is slimmer, and becomes a smaller line when showing expression, where Elsa’s mouth is more petite and her lips a tad fuller, which, again can be expected, because she is significantly younger.

TL;DR: They’re not the same. They share a very striking resemblance because they are mother and daughter, which, you know, happens because of genetics, but they are by no means identical.

(via lucifers-kittens)

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liftlikemarge:

illllluminated:

you know what’s fucked up?

that you can be without someone for six months, a year, five years and have mastered not thinking about them, but no matter how much time passes there will always be that moment where you see a photo of them or catch a little of their cologne on a crowed street and suddenly you’re plagued with a rapidly sinking stomach and the relentless question, “what did i do wrong?”

the amount of times this happens…

(via freshman-takeover)

whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

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poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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thegorgeousgirll:

secretcallgirl:

ilikethatnoise:

dreamsludge:

mommy-queerest:

likejustwhy:

mommy-queerest:

Tea for two

i dont think anybody wanted to see this

art isnt always about whats aesthetically pleasing. Sometimes you need to show people reality. This is real shit. This is what life is after partying and being a wild thin teen and reading bullshit books about werewolves. It isn’t clear skin and skinny bodies and free time forever.

Its stretch marks, wrinkles, shitty baby diapers and laying in weird ass positions to keep your children happy because you love them more than your comfort or your smooth pert body. Its being overweight and having sex, wrinkly fat sweaty real shit adult parent long term relationship sex and then trying to slip in half an hour of sleep before your kid flips shit at 1am. And its poetic and awesome. Fuck your skinny smooth boring ass ideal of what life should be that you ripped out of some dumb ass teen cosmo. My life is goddamn beautiful even if my belly is a wreck.

perfect

As a twin, I’m so grateful for my mom’s sacrifices. I think this is beautiful.

this is soo beautiful omg i can’t wait to have my own

How beautiful

(via ticklingyourballs)

loppett:

i don’t trust people who are super into “proper grammar” and “correct punctuation” because what lies just beyond that smug superiority is some sinister classism that gets acutely racist in a red hot minute, so for similar reasons I’m instantly wary of anyone who takes great pride in their love of “logic” and “intellect” 

(Source: handaxe, via freshman-takeover)

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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