snooopid:

fatbeyonce:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian

I don’t think we understand how iconic this speech was. It’s incredible.

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wetcvnt:

trinidadjames:

Amazing lol.

IM FUCKING CRYING

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jazzcatte:

this may come as sad news for some of you but Outer Space is Gay. all of it

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noflexzoneremix:

when rappers say fuck broke niggas that’s broke nigga shaming and me and my fellow brokeys are very offended

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mishas-cat-ears:

fall out boy: deep songs that sound happy

twenty one pilots: sad songs that make you want to dance

my chemical romance: emo songs with slightly less emo over time

panic! at the disco: songs about having sex that are actually pretty clear they didn’t even try to hide it

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coolfatcat:

dingdongyouarewrong:

buzzfeed:

Sometimes tumblr is perfect.

HOW OLD ARE THESE SCREENSHOTS LOOK AT THE REBLOG BUTTON

see in my day

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siezure:

sierrabloggess:

I take this to mean that since I reblogged, I am now immortal. 

TO WAR

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octoberspirit:

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

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superbestiario:

Living with Neil the Lion

This is what happens when a lion becomes part of the household. These pictures show Tippi Hedren — star of Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds — with her husband, Noel Marshall, and her daughter, actress Melanie Griffith, and their lion, Neil. Melanie is Tippi’s daughter from her first marriage to Peter Griffith. At the time these pictures were taken, Melanie was 19.  Via

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automatically:

when your crush passes by

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teamrocketing:

we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like

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damedonger:

accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back

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simplebeautyxox:

brownglucose:

imsoshive:

She on beat like a muhhfucka

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shoutout to her for being so positive while going through chemo

Ayyyyee she dead lit tho 👏

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