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narcissistmanifesto:

you may unfollow me but you can never deny that you liked my blog enough to make the conscious decision to follow me in the first place

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dinkles-shenanigans:

the more I think about my past self the more I

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moon-meat:

"Cheap"; by Megan Cooper

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  • boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
  • boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

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jerkofficial:

when he doesn’t love you anymore when you’re no longer young and beautiful

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Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

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cellulitisplayerhater:

cats are liquid

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weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

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homoish:

I hate that feeling you get in your stomach when you see him. No, not butterflies. I’m talking about that need for dick so much it actually hurts in your stomach

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proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

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